have you and your significant other been saving up a nest egg to buy that first house? or maybe you're using your hard earned money for an extreme vacation, or a home rennovation, or maybe you're really responsible and you're saving for your children's college tuition (which in 2030 will cost $205,000 for a public 4-year college degree).
before you do all that spending, i want to bring to your attention the Beau Coop chicken coop. for a mere $100,000 you can own the chicken coop of your dreams. all those restless nights you lay awake wondering, "how can i become the most chic farmer in the world?" can now be put to rest. imagine the fulfillment you will have watching your hens rustle about in their "versailles-inspired" multi-roomed home, complete with a library! and if you think $100,000 is too much for a hen house, then you must know that this does come complete with three chicks (however delivery is not included (sad face)).
although they do not mention it, i trust the mansion comes with a Poop Maid and Nanny to take the hens out often and clean their little bottoms before tucking them back in their Mansion nest. Anything less would be tacky!
UPDATE: it looks as if the item is on back order...already! i guess you will just have to wait a bit longer for the chicken coop of your dreams.
before you do all that spending, i want to bring to your attention the Beau Coop chicken coop. for a mere $100,000 you can own the chicken coop of your dreams. all those restless nights you lay awake wondering, "how can i become the most chic farmer in the world?" can now be put to rest. imagine the fulfillment you will have watching your hens rustle about in their "versailles-inspired" multi-roomed home, complete with a library! and if you think $100,000 is too much for a hen house, then you must know that this does come complete with three chicks (however delivery is not included (sad face)).
although they do not mention it, i trust the mansion comes with a Poop Maid and Nanny to take the hens out often and clean their little bottoms before tucking them back in their Mansion nest. Anything less would be tacky!
UPDATE: it looks as if the item is on back order...already! i guess you will just have to wait a bit longer for the chicken coop of your dreams.